Total Medals Earned: 74 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,325 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/150 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (60/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/190 points)
Medals Earned: 9/12 (290/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (40/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Ten Crush-Hugs
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 5/12 (50/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 3/18 (80/500 points)
Rest before you need to.
Get a girl mad at you.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by digging.
Reject the final offer (Polly)
Beat the game with Polly
Beat the game with Emmy
Beat the game with Beth.
Bought the brick.
Beat the game with maximum (100) Piety.
Beat the game with maximum (100) respect.
Beat the game with maximum (100) charm.
Beat the game with all girls. (multiple playthroughs)
Beat the game without using the secret.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by buying them.
Revealed all 3 girl's secrets in one playthrough.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (60/405 points)
Complete 1st mission
Complete 4th mission
Complete 5th mission
Complete 2nd mission
Complete 7th mission
Complete 6th mission
Complete 3rd mission
Complete 10th mission
Complete 9th mission
Complete 8th mission
Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)
Complete first five missions
Complete 11th mission
Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)